Variations on a Theme

THESIS:

Shooting at the walls of heartache,

BANG, BANG!

I am the warrior.

-Patty Smyth

CONSTRUCTION:

Shooting at the walls of (X),

BANG, BANG!

I am (Y).

VARIATIONS:

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Shooting at the walls of extinction, 

BANG, BANG!

I am a panda bear.

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Shooting at the walls of the building code, 

BANG, BANG!

I am a subcontractor.

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Shooting at the walls of meteorological inaccuracy, 

BANG, BANG!

I am a Doppler.

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Shooting at the walls of a lack of confidence, 

BANG, BANG!

I am a nice haircut.

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Shooting at the walls of chocolate cake, 

BANG, BANG!

I am self-discipline.

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Shooting at the walls of a rainstorm, 

BANG, BANG!

I am an anorak.

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Shooting at the walls of ill-fitting menswear,

BANG, BANG!

I am a bespoke tailor.

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Shooting at the walls of drab columns,

BANG, BANG!

I am a corinthian column.

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Shooting at the walls of a hot day,

BANG, BANG!

I am some iced tea.

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END LESSON.

**UPDATE**

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Shooting at the walls of your mom's house,

BANG, BANG!

I am your mom's boyfriend.

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**END UPDATE**

Thanks to Fart Director Chris Berry for helping to bring this wonderful idea to life.