Merlin. Oooh, or WOLFMAN.
Lion 2: I've never seen Top Gun.
Lion 1: Yeah but you know that pilots have like nickna...what do you mean you've never
seen Top Gun? That's absurd. Everyone has seen Top Gun.
Lion 2: Well, I guess the more correct statement, expressed mathematically, would be
"Everyone minus one, in which the one equals me, has seen Top Gun."
Lion 1: I am actually astounded that you managed to get this far in life without seeing
Top Gun, without like actively avoiding seeing it.
Lion 2: It's not like I haven't had the opportunity. It's in every video store on the planet.
The Bahrain Blockbuster has five copies.
Lion 1: OK, so you have avoided seeing it. Why have you avoided seeing it?
Lion 2: Too much hype.
Lion 1: Too much hype?
Lion 2: Too much hype.
Lion 1: You haven't seen Top Gun, a defining piece of American cinema, a god
damn cultural touchstone, because you think it's overhyped.
Lion 2: Right. And I don't really like Tom Cruise.
Lion 1: So by that logic, it would be totally acceptable to for me to not read
Huckleberry Finn, or listen to Johnny Cash, or eat a damn hamburger, because
all those things have "too much hype."
Lion 2: I think comparing the Great American Novel to a movie about jet planes
is a dangerous line of thought.
Lion 1: Your call sign is "Inflexible."
Lion 2: And yours is "Sheep."
Lion 1: So you knew what a call sign is this whole time.
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